;’D the sequins are indeed lovely~
in all the infinite possible nUmber of Universes i expected to come across i never did imagine i would encoUnter something so sparkling ~:u
John invited his father over for dinner. During the meal, his father couldn’t help noticing how handsome John’s roommate, Dave, was. He had long been suspicious of Johns’ sexual orientation and this only made him more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, he started to wonder if there was more between John and Dave than met the eye.
Reading his dad’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, I am not homosexual. Dave and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Dave came to John and said, “ever since your dad came to dinner, I can’t find that fucking gravy ladle. i think your old man took it.”
John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write him a letter just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Dad, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”
Several days later, John received a letter from his father which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Dave, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Dave. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Dad”
And so the King of Pranks strikes again.
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jhdskff YES I think I’ve read something like that before but still.
oh my god
see hilarious stuff like this is how people are going to get me to ship male/male pairings
Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.
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better
BEST ONE AHAHHAAHAHAHHAjaskcghs.dvjdf.kvldscjlckdsvhhsxcvjlv
SHIT OMG. FUCK.
oh my god fandom stop stop stop i cant
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OH MY GOD?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!
God this song fits so well especially for Brobot’s novice setting oh man fuck I’m dying fucking lungs ow
I’m having a lot of trouble hamdling how quality the fandom has been recently
I gained a follower tumblr why did you not notify me?
uuranianumbra, hello!
[11:05] UU: looking forward to it. oh circletine my favoUrite ^u^
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[[ Guess what’s slightly more canon now. Yayyy. ]]
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